They came. They saw. They destroyed.
At Lord’s — the "Home of Cricket" — England collapsed, humiliated once again by their old rivals. Their last win over Australia at this historic ground was in 1934, and after this innings thrashing, the ghosts of that distant past felt even further away. It wasn’t just a defeat; it was England’s seventh Test loss on the bounce. The kind of meltdown that shook the nation’s sporting soul — usually reserved for when England crash out of a World Cup.
Australia, meanwhile, barely broke a sweat. Even without their ace fast bowler Craig McDermott — who was rushed to hospital mid-match for emergency surgery — Allan Border’s side steamrolled forward, relentless and unsympathetic.
Before the game even started, the mood around England’s camp was toxic. Graham Gooch, initially a stopgap captain, had been given the keys for the rest of the series after Old Trafford’s debacle. His public musing about stepping down if things didn’t improve only fueled the chaos. By the third day at Lord’s, defeat was inevitable and Gooch’s future was the hottest topic in town. But he clung on — for better or worse.
Selection changes were cosmetic at best. Neil Foster, a 31-year-old fast bowler and yet another ex-rebel from the South African tours, was thrown back into the fire. On a pitch deader than a London Sunday, Foster’s return fizzled — a footnote in a story going nowhere. In contrast, Australia’s swap — Tim May in for Julian — was a masterstroke.
Masterclasses by Michael Slater
Border won the toss, padded up, and settled in to enjoy a day and a half of merciless batting. Michael Slater, just two Tests into his career, stole the show. After some early nerves against Caddick, he exploded: 152 runs full of flashing blades and fearless straight drives, 18 boundaries lighting up Lord’s like fireworks. When he brought up his hundred, Slater didn’t hold back — a jig, a grin, and a kiss for the Aussie badge. Lord’s loved it. Even England’s fans had to applaud.
David Boon followed with a grind-it-out century, Mark Waugh stylishly fell one short of his, and Border finished the job with clinical precision. When Australia declared at a monstrous 632 for 4, it wasn’t just a scoreline — it was a monument to England’s futility. The crowd, starved of anything to cheer, even clapped when a ball finally beat the bat.
With the pitch flatter than the English mood, a draw should have been the bare minimum. But Australia’s spinners had other ideas. Tim May and Shane Warne extracted life from the lifeless, while Merv Hughes — mustache bristling — hunted wickets like a man possessed. Gooch perished to a reckless hook shot; Gatting, the "spin master," was bowled through a gaping gate by May.
A Piece of History - But England Fall
Then came a moment of history: Robin Smith became the first England batsman to fall victim to the third umpire. After a fumbled charge at May, it took 69 agonizing seconds and three TV replays before Chris Balderstone upstairs gave him the finger. Welcome to the new era.
Only Michael Atherton stood firm. His 80 in the first innings and gutsy 97 in the second were masterclasses in survival — until a desperate, fatal lunge for a third run left him sprawling and run out, just three shy of a deserved century. Had he been on 7 instead of 97, the thought wouldn’t have crossed his mind.
It was the moment England's fragile hopes cracked for good.
Despite stubborn stands from Hick and Stewart, England’s slide was irreversible. Australia's spinners, precise and patient, picked apart the rest. Shane Warne applied the final cuts, bowling Such and Tufnell around their legs on consecutive deliveries — a slapstick ending to a tragic performance.
As the Australians freshened up to meet the Queen at tea, England's players could only stew in the wreckage.
Lord’s had witnessed another massacre. Australia’s new stars had arrived. England, meanwhile, were trapped in a downward spiral, grasping at history while the future charged past them in a blaze of green and gold.
Thank You
Faisal Caesar




